Guys I'm going to Bangkok

We have a four day break coming up for Thanksgiving, so I'm going to Bangkok. Which is probably the most infamous prostitution center in the world. Hmmm.




I must be strong.



But yeah, I'll probably post pictures or something when I get back. In fact, I should probably post some Vietnam pictures for you guys at some point.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

This probably doesn't deserve a thread.

I fucking love Tom Waits. And I want to see this movie now, goddamn it.


Description of new live album: "A lot of applause, followed by a song. And after the song there’s more applause and then there’s a song. And it goes like that all the way through."                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

Blues I wrote

Since you guys seem to like shitty songs, here is a blues I wrote about the perfect woman.

The Perfect Woman

Well, she’s walking the slackwire
Wearing nothing but a slip
Carrying a bottle of snake wine
And a thick black leather whip

With a tongue like a fork of lightning
And eyes like burning coals
She plucks out the hearts of men
Just like a dentist drilling holes

Well, she outdrank Baron Samedi
And led to him to his grave
Said, “Wait here for Sister Calamity,
And baby don’t you misbehave.”

When her rucksack’s full of misery
She lifts her brow to the sky
Asks God to show his face
Just so she can poke Him in the eye

So you meet her down at Dead Lizard
Puttin’ on all your tricks, you say
“Honey, there ain’t nothing wrong with me
That a little spit shine won’t fix.”

Well the thunder rolls
And the lightning cracks
Just like a cat o’ nine tails
Right across your sorry back

You a sad motherfucker
If you think that shit’s gonna fly
She’ll coil up like a rattlesnake
Spit venom in your eye

She’ll coil up like a rattlesnake
Spit venom in your eye                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

Change it back

what the hell is going on

and why am i a zombie                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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